Samuel Joseph Ettinger (dot net)

This will have to suffice until I earn a .aq TLD

Dangeresque 3 production update! Day 114: Things are coméing along right on schedule. So far, we seem to have only hit one major snag. Um, and that is I haven't um, made Dangeresque 3 yet.
--Strong Bad

March 2019 update: I added a couple tech things to the Etc and Projects sections! More to come. I also need to update my about-me page.
December 15, 2018 update: transitioning to PHP! Just in time for the rest of the internet to jump ship and abandon PHP.

(If you're here to learn about cake, you have to go to my other website.)